English Jokes

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Lawyer To His Wife

Take care of your jewelry

Wife-- why ???

Lawyer: Actually I have released a thief today today she is at home

Thank you for paying gratitude
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 Doctor To the Patient

Doctor To Patient: How did you break the teeth ?
 
 patient:  that wife, made a very hard bread 
doctor:Why did the  refuse to eat?
 patient :This happened due to refuse.
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Man to  his wifeMan :I got thieves at home last night

He beaten down me well

Until I made a smile

Wife: Why did not you make a noise?

Husband: If i make noise then it shows that how  much i stupid was